He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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