Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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