Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
My vagina just recognized that song.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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