Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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