It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Randomize
