At least make sure they are 18
Why
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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