Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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