why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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