your thong is hanging out like whoa
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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