come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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