I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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