ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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