Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
high people should be assigned attendants
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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