You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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