come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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