Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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