Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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