Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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