i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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