OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
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Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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