It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Randomize
