Only a mothe r could love this liver
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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