Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize