Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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