TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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