your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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