So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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