So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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