Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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