You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
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Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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