I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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