I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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