He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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