I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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