I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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