stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Are we still banned from the library?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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