awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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