Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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