"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
did i just pee glitter
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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