my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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