I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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