they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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