no, he came in my armpit
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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