we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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