Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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