Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
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