So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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