I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
Randomize
