He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
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