Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
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Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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