I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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