Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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