i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
this hospital has no fireball
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you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Damn victory sex feels great
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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