Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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