and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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