Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Randomize
