It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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