can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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